Well, if you don't know who this is, you are stupid, because you have never heard the screeching call of the Cobra Commander. He wasted millions upon millions of dollars of technical research and hardware every few minutes, but he wasn't a wuss. He solved all problems by speeding at them sticking out of (insert vehicle here) yelling nonsense and cackling while fist pumping like a goddamn mad man, backed by an army of robot soldiers, because who else could be cool enough to follow him.
And he had a really hot girlfriend. He was a true man's man.
Watch this. Bonus points if you somehow manage not to laugh at Destro.
|The 80's equivalent of a mentally|
challenged Don Draper.