WEEK 11

Wow. What a first week back. We have a new sketcher and everyone came out to play (except for Jake who has absolutely no excuse because I don't think he even goes to school anymore. UNACCEPTABLE, SIR! UNACCEPTABLE!)

New words:
1.) Flying
2.) Slave

And the random word generator gets EDGY.

Stewart - Age 10

In the town of Goosebury lives Stewart Appleton, a small boy whose misadventures in sailing his miniature boat changed him into a hideous remnant of a human being. On a pond positioned in front of a chemical overflow pipe from the Lexico Lead Stripper plant, little Stewart Appleton sailed his boat, and unfortunately for him this was the day that a bird flew through and open window and into the vat, clogging a very special pipe. In an emergency they flushed the vats to keep the cleaner from turning flammable as machines sparked and workers scattered. So Stewart sailed his boat unaware, when suddenly he was nearly drowned by 10 tons of Lexico Lead Stripper chemicals. He awoke blurry eyed, and severely disfigured. His boat was lost.

Stewart is still making his way in the world many years after losing his boat as a high school janitor, where his appearance has never once been questioned. Although, it is suspected that he is currently building a ray gun that can shrink boats down to petite sizes, he lives happily in the attic of his grandparent's house where he can often be seen peeking out from behind a small curtain in a small window.

Blinky

This is why you don't discard chemicals in the environment. Then again, I kinda want this thing as a pet, so maybe you should, just don't tell the EPA I said that.

Chemical Discard

This has been going for how long now and we're only at week ten? Anyway, here's a quality poop joke. HOORAY!!!!!

Rebirth

Much like a phoenix rising from the ashes, new crap will now emerge from the old crap that fills this blog. That's right, folks, after what was an extremely extended semester off, sketch-to-death is now up and running again...hopefully. The rules are the same as they always were and to start things off, the random word generator has selected
1) Chemical
2) Discard

I'm guessing we'll eventually get back into the swing of changing these every week or so...or we just may go another 8 months without updating. Either way I'm sure you're excited.