I do Declare

Boba catches people who flee from the plantations. He's a meany!

Jenkins!

You can serve your own food, because Jenkins has left the building..... through the ceiling.

Slave to the Dew

This is about battling substance dependence...or something. I'm pretty sure neon-green caffeine juice is the sole reason I survived finals last semester...it's also the sole reason my insides no longer work properly. I think I'm blind in one eye and if kidney seizures are a real thing, I might have em.

WEEK 11

Wow. What a first week back. We have a new sketcher and everyone came out to play (except for Jake who has absolutely no excuse because I don't think he even goes to school anymore. UNACCEPTABLE, SIR! UNACCEPTABLE!)

New words:
1.) Flying
2.) Slave

And the random word generator gets EDGY.

Stewart - Age 10

In the town of Goosebury lives Stewart Appleton, a small boy whose misadventures in sailing his miniature boat changed him into a hideous remnant of a human being. On a pond positioned in front of a chemical overflow pipe from the Lexico Lead Stripper plant, little Stewart Appleton sailed his boat, and unfortunately for him this was the day that a bird flew through and open window and into the vat, clogging a very special pipe. In an emergency they flushed the vats to keep the cleaner from turning flammable as machines sparked and workers scattered. So Stewart sailed his boat unaware, when suddenly he was nearly drowned by 10 tons of Lexico Lead Stripper chemicals. He awoke blurry eyed, and severely disfigured. His boat was lost.

Stewart is still making his way in the world many years after losing his boat as a high school janitor, where his appearance has never once been questioned. Although, it is suspected that he is currently building a ray gun that can shrink boats down to petite sizes, he lives happily in the attic of his grandparent's house where he can often be seen peeking out from behind a small curtain in a small window.

Blinky

This is why you don't discard chemicals in the environment. Then again, I kinda want this thing as a pet, so maybe you should, just don't tell the EPA I said that.

Chemical Discard

This has been going for how long now and we're only at week ten? Anyway, here's a quality poop joke. HOORAY!!!!!

Rebirth

Much like a phoenix rising from the ashes, new crap will now emerge from the old crap that fills this blog. That's right, folks, after what was an extremely extended semester off, sketch-to-death is now up and running again...hopefully. The rules are the same as they always were and to start things off, the random word generator has selected
1) Chemical
2) Discard

I'm guessing we'll eventually get back into the swing of changing these every week or so...or we just may go another 8 months without updating. Either way I'm sure you're excited.

WEEK 9

Ok...I'm gonna start this off by saying this might be up for longer than a week (hence why its going up on a...what is it now...wednesday?). So these will probably be the words for a week and a half so feel free to take your time. HERES THE WORDS

1.) ZOMBIES

2.) WORK

Hope everyone is enjoying their summer (i dont actually care if you are or not...HA). NOW SKETCH!

QUESTION

hey gang. It is now officially summer which makes me wonder if this thing will get any use. I know Quinn lives in a cardboard box or some such nonsense and therefore has no internet so he's out. But for the rest of you, I ask this question, Anybody wanna sketch this summer?

If people still wanna do this, I'd be more than happy to keep going and update words. So leave comments and make your voice heard.

While we're at it, should we invite more people to this?

NOW COMMENT!