You did this. It is your fault.

At first I was going to do a big robot covered in neon lights hauling gattlin' gun hands and a small asian looking child piloting this mammoth tool of destruction. I save this for another day. I felt a moment of whimsy. This is the result.

Voldemort would be so excited about this.

Unicorns took the twilight craze pretty hard.

Fashionably late.

I figured I'd keep you in suspense and post this a few months after the prompt. This ol' mind didn't forget, sharp as a fucking tack. (I'm so sorry)

Well, if you don't know who this is, you are stupid, because you have never heard the screeching call of the Cobra Commander. He wasted millions upon millions of dollars of technical research and hardware every few minutes, but he wasn't a wuss. He solved all problems by speeding at them sticking out of (insert vehicle here) yelling nonsense and cackling while fist pumping like a goddamn mad man, backed by an army of robot soldiers, because who else could be cool enough to follow him.

And he had a really hot girlfriend. He was a true man's man.

Watch this. Bonus points if you somehow manage not to laugh at Destro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQa8VL8bUg

The 80's equivalent of a mentally
challenged Don Draper.

Street Fighter -Vega

Vega, the only guy smart enough to bring some knives to a fist fight. This is way more fun than I thought it was gonna be. I wouldn't mind doing a chun li now just for the hell of it. So, is this action-y enough, or so I have to sketch this dude again.

Jenkins!

You can serve your own food, because Jenkins has left the building..... through the ceiling.

Stewart - Age 10

In the town of Goosebury lives Stewart Appleton, a small boy whose misadventures in sailing his miniature boat changed him into a hideous remnant of a human being. On a pond positioned in front of a chemical overflow pipe from the Lexico Lead Stripper plant, little Stewart Appleton sailed his boat, and unfortunately for him this was the day that a bird flew through and open window and into the vat, clogging a very special pipe. In an emergency they flushed the vats to keep the cleaner from turning flammable as machines sparked and workers scattered. So Stewart sailed his boat unaware, when suddenly he was nearly drowned by 10 tons of Lexico Lead Stripper chemicals. He awoke blurry eyed, and severely disfigured. His boat was lost.

Stewart is still making his way in the world many years after losing his boat as a high school janitor, where his appearance has never once been questioned. Although, it is suspected that he is currently building a ray gun that can shrink boats down to petite sizes, he lives happily in the attic of his grandparent's house where he can often be seen peeking out from behind a small curtain in a small window.