Beefeater

Sometimes I like to drink, and sometimes I like that thing I'm drinking to be gin.

Characters From a Bottle

What if there were a fighting game dedicated to all our favorite alcoholic beverages? I like to think that this is what the versus screen would look like....but in color.

That's Right. I'm Doing It.

Okay wise guys. Because no one believed it would happen (I do remember some scoffing as you all left my house tonight), I'm gonna go right on ahead and throw up a topic. This week's topic is: Characters From A Bottle. Pick your favorite brand of alcohol and design a character for it. If it doesn't already have a mascot, create one! If it does, then draw them your way. Do whatever you want - just somehow link it to the bottle we've miserably poured our dreams into since the death of this blog. If you don't like it - TOUGH!!!

OHTHANKGOODNESSSOMEONEFIXEDIT

I'm... I'm sorry.

You did this. It is your fault.

At first I was going to do a big robot covered in neon lights hauling gattlin' gun hands and a small asian looking child piloting this mammoth tool of destruction. I save this for another day. I felt a moment of whimsy. This is the result.

Voldemort would be so excited about this.

Unicorns took the twilight craze pretty hard.

Stealth Recon

super overkill and very neon ( i've been watching the tron trailer a lot :P )  I figured this was a good chance to finally do a futuristic soldier concept and to finally do some freaking weapons for my portfolio.

WEEK 16

HEY BONERS. Here's your words.

1. Overkill
2. Neon

GO GO GO

Fashionably late.

I figured I'd keep you in suspense and post this a few months after the prompt. This ol' mind didn't forget, sharp as a fucking tack. (I'm so sorry)

Well, if you don't know who this is, you are stupid, because you have never heard the screeching call of the Cobra Commander. He wasted millions upon millions of dollars of technical research and hardware every few minutes, but he wasn't a wuss. He solved all problems by speeding at them sticking out of (insert vehicle here) yelling nonsense and cackling while fist pumping like a goddamn mad man, backed by an army of robot soldiers, because who else could be cool enough to follow him.

And he had a really hot girlfriend. He was a true man's man.

Watch this. Bonus points if you somehow manage not to laugh at Destro.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQa8VL8bUg

The 80's equivalent of a mentally
challenged Don Draper.

Feeling Bad....

...because I was the one who suggested we start this again and then got too busy once it revived! Shame on me. So I'm taking a slight risk here posting this because I know that at least Tyler will start throwing out the C-word like crazy once he sees it. This doesn't quite go all the way back to my childhood, but regardless, it's a fond memory of younger years when I too was a bit of an anime nerd. This is my semi-realist tribute to the most bad-ass, girly-sounding assassin of the Meiji Revolution, Kenshin Himura. I wanted to go a bit Sargent with it - and by that I mean look nothing like a Sargent (damn him for always painting and drawing so friggin' big!). Anyway, sorry it took so damn long to put something out here. And sorry it's not a finished masterpiece. But glad to see that everyone else is keeping it real! Oh yeah, I'll go ahead and dedicate this doodle to my big sis, since she was there nerding out with me through the whole series.

Wolvie

The other day, my friend got on of the DVDs of the old X-men cartoons and I was reminded how much cooler Gambit was than Wolverine.