What?

Gunga Gunga Galunga

Translation: Cactus pants were a bad idea.

"Pat the dino-soar does the no-pants-dance"

Making sense is overrated.

Week eight or nine or somethin

Some new words fo yo ass!

1 The Past

2 Pants

Lame words this week? put a complaint in the box and let us know how you feel. New words could be selected if there is a big enough uproar, viva la revolution.

Silly kid...

Little jimmy thought he had the best costume ever, who wouldn't want to be a seagull for halloween. Mr Crabby saw it in a different light though.

Well, I got something.

My feeble attempt at a crab headed gladiator. Whoops.

You got served

Everybody stop what your doing and do the crab dance!

Crustacean of the Opera

In sleep he sang to me
in dreams he came
that voice which calls to me
and speaks my name
and do I dream again?
for now I find
the crustacean of the opera is there
inside my mind

Classing the crap outta this place with a solid andrew lloyd webber reference

NEW WORDS!!!!!!

So even though SOME people decided not to post last week, the new words are here for your drawing pleasures. 

1. Mask

2. Crab

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Bubbles revenge

Poor little bubbles never got the attention he deserved..   Cherish your pets or they will get their revenge someday.

ker-splash

oh water. the great equalizer. No matter how advanced we humans think we are up on land, there are still thousands of killing machines that cruise the waves in a world we know nothing about. We are defenseless in their realm.

Anyway, here's a jackass trying to scuba dive in a fishbowl. ENJOY!

The Tube Sock Escape

So after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have joined the week six sketch fray. I realize the quality of this one is somewhat less than usual, but I was trying to also explore some composition principles from Andrew Loomis's "Creative Illustration". You guys should check it out. It's a great book and you can find it fully digitized on the internet. Just google Andrew Loomis and it'll be one of the first three links.

WEEK 6

I'm bored of waiting and theres only an hour left in sunday...so I'm gonna jump the gun and put up the new words.

1. "Tube Socks"
2. "Fish Bowl"

i have no idea what to do with these...hopefully you do.

Bak Mei

Bak Mei or Pai Mei "white eyebrows" as you americans call him, was or is the greatest kung fu master to ever live when considering the Five elders.  Basically I was already doing a potrait of Bak Mei so i slapped a banana on this unfinished portrait and called it a sketch.  

KA-POW.

Monkeys. They fight dirty. Dirty with bananas. 

The origins of things

People have always wondered the origins of things, like kung fu, bananas... or perhaps the first strawberry banana smoothie? Well those things are all in fact connected, and it was a fateful day for both the banana and the strawberry fighting duo on their duel above the icy blending pit. They both thought they would be the victor, but instead it was us and the delicious result of their epic  battle.

If you give an ape a culinary education...

Ok, ok...so sushi skills don't count as kung fu. My defense is that bananas aren't sushi and monkeys can't legally buy knives either, so just consider this an experiment in willing suspension of disbelief.